Merry Christmas!

Today, in honor of the jolly fat omniscient semi-deity who has made breaking and entering a joyous occasion, I wanted to make a Santa-centric list. The problem is, Santa himself doesn’t show up very often in the funny books, so I have compiled a list of the best Santa impersonators in comic-dom. Enjoy!

1) Homeless Santa from Spider-man #314– This wannabe showed up just in time to foil a crime while Spider-man was crying about not being able to pay rent. Way to step up your game Hobo Claus!

2) Punisher Santa From MARVEL HOLIDAY SPECIAL: The Punisher takes on a challenge from his trusty fat sidekick, Chip, to go a day with going all punisher on anyone. The Punisher agrees, but he’s a shifty beotch, so he coats himself in a paralytic serum then goes out and starts arguments with bad guys. Frank Castle= scariest Santa ever.

3) Bat-Santa from DC INFINITE HOLIDAY SPECIAL: The picture really says it all.

4) Soggy Santa from MARVEL HOLIDAY SPECIAL:  There was a time when Namor, Lord of Atlantis and master of the seas, was a homeless drifter (due to amnesia). So how did Namor get his Thunderbird cash? Apparently, he was a mall Santa!

5) Santa-tron from MARVEL HOLIDAY SPECIAL: It’s your typical Christmas story, some crazy lady builds a robot to help Santa, but the robot decides to kill everyone instead. It is a truly heart warming tale.

That’s it for the list folks. Have a great Christmas, be safe, eat lots, and open many presents.