Sgt. Angle Reporting for Duty!

Ladies and gentlemen, the other night we were graced with the glorious presence of the prestigious Movie Awards. Along with the usual candy-cane hubbub that comes with MTV, we were also graced with some exclusive clips of upcoming movies. Because your sergeant is especially tired this morning, you’re going to have to bear with an exceptionally short session.

1. Twilight whatever: Never gonna watch it. And you can’t make me. And Kristen Stewart is beyond awkward. Reading the series must be worse, according to this site. In fact, this story drives me so nuts, I’m not even going to post the trailer that debuted on the Movie Awards.

2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Aside from Lord of the Rings, this is the only true film series that might beat the test of time — and don’t bother trying with the Star Wars argument, Lucas already destroyed our patience with his effing prequel scenarios…Lookit HP in all of its’ wonderful gloriousnes, and if you still don’t want to see it, tell me what’s wrong with you, soldier.

3. Next up from the MA 2010 pre-sow broadcast is a new clip from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Michael Cera, Anna Kendrick…gimme more!

4. We were also given a taste of Shyamalan sauce tossed around with hot air in The Last Airbender. This is one I’m still on the fence about. Either I’ll be wishy washy and not see it, or I’ll see it and look for everything wrong with it. I wish there was another option.

Finally, you should really download to your internal hard drive everything Tom Cruise can do, from Risky Business pants-less dancing to male dominance motivation to fat-suit grooving. Les grossman, we salute you.

Until next week…you are dismissed!

Sgt. Angle