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The Book Report — Author Spotlight: Isaac Asimov

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Hey kids! It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time for a Book Report. I realized, rather belatedly, that I didn’t have an Author Spotlight last month, and so I shall do my best to make up for it now.

Today I want to focus on one of my favorite authors. When asked by Barbara Walters what he would do if he had six months to live, he responded, “Type faster.”

The term “robotics” was coined in 1941. In 1920, the word “robot” was introduced to the public via Czech playwright Karel Čapek in his play Rossum’s Universal Robots. While Čapek’s play presents the basic idea of man-made machines replacing the human laborer, much of what we now consider robotic and robotic behavior stems from the author who coined the term “robotics” (in a science-fiction short story, of all places): Isaac Asimov.

Born in Russia in 1920 (though his family moved to Brooklyn when he was three; he never learned to speak Russian, his parents always spoke to him in English and Yiddish), by the time of his death in 1992 Asimov had become one of the most prolific authors of all time, having some hand in the writing or editing of nearly 500 books and over 9000 letters or postcards (postcards being his favored way to respond to fan mail). His works have appeared in nine of the ten major categories of The Dewey Decimal System, the sole exception being the 100s: philosophy and psychology (which I actually find to be a bit strange, since his work has helped to define, almost entirely, our psychological and philosophical conception of robotics).

Asimov studied—and eventually earned a Ph.D in—biochemistry, and although he was a tenured professor in biochemistry at Boston College, he actually made more money writing than he did teaching. Asimov loved science, and firmly believed that science-fiction would help direct the discoveries of science-fact.
In “My Own View” published in The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction (1978) he writes,

“Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today — but the core of science fiction, its essence, the concept around which it revolves, has become crucial to our salvation if we are to be saved at all…It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be …This, in turn, means that our statesmen, our businessmen, our everyman must take on a science fictional way of thinking.”

Also, in “How Easy to See the Future” published in Natural History magazine (1975) he writes, “Science fiction writers foresee the inevitable, and although problems and catastrophes may be inevitable, solutions are not.”

Possessing an amazing intelligence (he did get a Ph.D in biochemistry, after all), he was was a reluctant vice-President of Mensa International, calling certain members of the organization “brain-proud and aggressive about their IQs”. Of course, he also stated that the only men he would admit to being less intelligent than were Marvin Minsky and Carl Sagan.

Asimov’s contributions to literature are astounding and expansive. He was the first author to combine science-fiction and mystery, advocating that science-fiction was a merely a flavor that could be added to any genre and not a genre limited to itself. He coined the term “social science-fiction” to describe a new trend in the 1940s of science-fiction authors (following the trail blazed by Asimov and Robert Heinlein) writing less about space opera and gadgets and more about the human condition.
He was friends with Kurt Vonnegut, who once asked him, “How does it feel to know everything?” (To which Asimov replied that he only had the reputation of knowing everything, which made him very uneasy)
He also was a friend to Arthur C. Clarke, and during a cab ride along Park Avenue in New York, they formulated the “Asimov-Clarke Treaty of Park Avenure”, where Asimov was required to insist that Clarke was the best science-fiction writer in the world (reserving second place for himself) and Clarke was required to insist Asimov was the best science writer in the world (reserving second place for himself). In Clarke’s book The Report on Planet Three (1972), the dedication reads, “In accordance with the terms of the Clarke-Asimov treaty, the second-best science writer dedicates this book to the second-best science-fiction writer.“

The Three Laws
One of the most enduring marks Asimov made on the world was his view on robotics (and his invention of the word). In 1950, Gnome Press released I, Robot, a collection of short stories Asimov wrote between 1940 and 1950 that had originally been published in the magazines Super Science Stories and Astounding Science Fiction. The majority of these stories contained an invention of his: The Three Laws of Robotics, which dictate all robotic behavior.
Law 1: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Law 2: A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Law 3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Formation of these Laws enabled Asimov to write robot stories that differed from the trend of most authors to conclude their robot story with a Frankenstein ending.

…one of the stock plots of science fiction was… robots were created and destroyed by their creator. Knowledge has its dangers, yes, but is the response to be a retreat from knowledge? Or is knowledge to be used as itself a barrier to the dangers it brings? With all this in mind I began, in 1940, to write robot stories of my own — but robot stories of a new variety. Never, never, was one of my robots to turn stupidly on his creator for no purpose but to demonstrate, for one more weary time, the crime and punishment of Faust. (1964, in his Introduction to The Rest of the Robots)

Much of Asimov’s writing concerning robots from then on dealt with ways it may be possible—or seem possible— to break the Three Laws. Indeed, in some of his final books, there is the implication that some of the most long-lasting harm came from robots following the laws too perfectly.
Today, most scientists working on artificial intelligence view the Three Laws as incredibly idealistic, more suitable for literature than actual applied science. On the other hand, most of those scientists would also admit that without the three laws (and a fourth, the Zeroth Law, added in a later novel: “A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm”), their sense of direction in applied robotic science would not be nearly as clear.

Foundation
The Foundation Series might be for Asimov what The Dark Tower was for Stephen King: A vast storyline that ends up tying together, in one way or another, most of the science fiction he wrote. In 1966, the series won a special, one-time-only Hugo Award for “Best All-Time Series”. Asimov wrote that when he first heard about the award, he assumed it would be going to Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings.
Originally, the books were a collection of short stories, like I, Robot. Asimov wrote the stories as a sort of science-fiction retelling of Gibbon’s The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
Gradually, Asimov began to tie in references to other work, including his Robot novels, as well as his Empire series (which begins with A Pebble in the Sky, the first novel Asimov published that didn’t have an origin in a magazine). By the time of his death, the timeline for the Greater Foundation series spanned 20,000 years and one and a half million words.
Other writers have also contributed to Asimov’s fictional vision of the future. Orson Scott Card, Harry Turtledove, Greg Bear, and David Brin, among others, have all contributed stories in long and short form concerning the Foundation.

Other Work
Among the many hundreds of works that Asimov contributed to, Nightfall is one of the more interesting to me. The short story appeared in Astounding Science Fiction when Asimov was 21. It was his 32nd published story. In 1968, the Science Fiction Writers of America agreed that it was the best science-fiction story ever written up to that point.
The story’s genesis comes from a discussion Asimov had with his editor over a line from Ralph Waldo Emerson’s poem, Nature.

If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God!

From that discussion came the story of a planet, similar to Earth in every way save one: Instead of only one sun, this planet had six, the result being the people on this planet had never been in darkness. Until there comes a day where darkness falls.
Towards the end of his life, Asimov took the short story and expanded it into a full length novel with Robert Silverberg. In addition to the very interesting concept of a planet experiencing darkness for the first time, the story delves into the social, scientific, psychological, and historical ramifications of such an event, providing a very interesting examination of the human psyche in the process.

Two other novels I find incredibly interesting are his Guides.
In 1981, Asimov released his Guide to the Bible (his Guide to the Old Testament was originally published in 1967, and the New Testament was published in 1969; the version released in 1981 just combined them). Beginning in Genesis and going in order, Asimov analyzes the historical, geographical, and political setting of each book, adding biographical information about the main characters. Rather than being an analysis of the spiritual quality of the mythological aspects of the book, Asimov examines the secular aspects of each book with intellectual commentary.
In 1970, Asimov published his Guide to Shakespeare, in two parts. Applying the same rigorous research to the Bard as he did to the Bible, Asimov’s guide examines every play Shakespeare wrote or co-wrote (that hasn’t been lost, anyway) as well as the two epic poems The Rape of Lucrece and Venus and Adonis. Asimov divides his guide into sections based on the setting for each play, either Greek, Roman, Italian, or English (with Hamlet getting lumped into the English section so there didn’t have to be a one-play Danish section), and then organizes the plays in each section chronologically, making allowances for plays not based on actual events or people. Then he makes note in each play of how much is real history, how much is anachronistic, and offers short biographies of the original versions of characters, where applicable.
Asimov’s Guides serve to widen the readers comprehension of the material, which allows for a greater appreciation of it. I strongly recommend giving either a read if you are interested in classical or religious literature.

Until next time,
Still paddlin’ the old knew…
_-Akatzen-_

The Book Report — Nightwatch

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Hey, kids! It’s Akatzen with another Book Report. I hope you didn’t miss me too much last week. With The Undergrounds rolling out the introductions, it would have been downright petty of me to insist on keeping my day reserved for Reports. Besides, I’m looking forward to more of The Undergrounds as much as you are. You are, right?

Anyway, in honor of the newest addition to Semantink, I thought I’d review one of my favorite modern horror fantasy novels. While it may not be all that scary, it sure is a lot of fun! The book I’d like to discuss is Nightwatch by Sergei Lukyanenko.

No, it’s not based on the Rembrandt painting. A movie version of the book came out in 2004, directed by Timur Bekmambetov (director of Wanted and producer of 9). I do have to say, however, that you should read the book before you see the movie, because the two are barely similar and the book is better (And if you accidentally see Nightwatch starring Ewan McGregor, you’ll be even more confused, since that has nothing to do with the novel and is actually a remake of the Danish film Nattevagten). Published in Russia in 1998, the novel took the country by storm, elevating Lukyanenko to the same level of popularity as many other high fantasy authors (in fact, when the movie came out in Russia, it ended up grossing more than The Lord of the Rings).
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The novel centers around two groups of supernatural humans (known as Others), who live among normal humans. The two groups are the Light Others and the Dark Others, and a long time ago they fought each other in a vicious war. The Light Others get their power from the positive emotions of people around them, while the Dark Others feed off of negative emotions. During the war, they realized that neither side could get the upper hand and the endgame would be annihilation of both the Light and the Dark, so the leaders of both sides established a Great Treaty, and also an Inquisition composed of Light and Dark Others to arbitrate. They also formed two Watches, the Night Watch and the Day Watch. The Night Watch is a group of Light Others who are in charge of policing Dark Others and making sure they abide by the Treaty, while the Day Watch is Dark Others policing the Light.
All types of magic and myth show up in these books: Magicians, Wizards and Witches, Vampires, Werewolves, etc. are all explained as Others who follow the Light or the Dark.

The reason Others can do extraordinary things is because of The Twilight (some translations call it The Gloom, which might be better, since it helps people avoid comparisons to certain crappy novels written for tweenage girls — and also adults with tweenage mentalities). The Twilight The Gloom is a world existing just underneath the regular world, colors and sound become less vivid, but emotions are heightened. A human becomes an Other when they enter The Gloom for the first time, and all Others can enter The Gloom at will, though at a price. While The Gloom allows Others to perform deeds which seem, to regular humans, miraculous, the price is that Others must give The Gloom their energy to perform these deeds. An Other who loses his energy inside The Gloom becomes absorbed into it, and lost forever.

The book’s protagonist is a Night Watch operative named Anton, a low-level Magician who finds himself caught up in high-level scheming. In addition to the urban horror-fantasy setting of the novel, what makes the book so interesting is the battle between Light and Dark and good and evil. Light Others tend towards the altruistic, acting for the good of the many, while Dark Others tend to act selfishly, acting for the good of themselves. What this book does amazingly well is show how blurry the lines between Light and Dark and good and evil really are.

The book is divided into three parts: Destiny, Among His Own Kind, and All For My Own Kind. Each part is a complete story in and of itself, and while each story feels like a separate entity from the other stories, by the end of the book you can see how they are actually all connected.
Readers familiar with Star Wars (the Force) and Harry Potter (magic) will see many recognizable elements, but their portrayal is a unique and refreshing change. In particular, I appreciated how the legends concerning monsters and magicians were explained to work in this world without completely changing their mythology (the way Meyer did in her books-which-shall-not-be-named).

The film version of Night Watch actually only covers (extremely loosely) the plot of Destiny, the first story of the novel. The movie’s sequel, Day Watch, covers a highly bastardized combination of Night Watch’s other two stories, which is a real shame, since the novel’s sequel (also called Day Watch) is a series of three stories writing from a Dark Other’s perspective.
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There are actually four books in the series: Night Watch, Day Watch, Dusk Watch (released in America as Twilight Watch), and Final Watch. Each book provides an examination of good and evil from different perspectives, and as a morality tale the reader discovers how much of a Grey Area between the two sides really exists.

So give ‘em a read and make sure you come back Monday for another read of The Undergrounds.
Until next time.

Still paddlin’ the old knew…
_-Akatzen-_

The Book Report — Something To Chew Over

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Hey, kids! It’s Wednesday, so your old pal Akatzen is back with another Book Report.

Today I want to talk about two books that, taken together, could immeasurably improve all of our lives. No, I’m not talking about The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z, by Max Brooks (but don’t worry, there will be plenty of zombie discussions in future Reports). The two books I’m thinking of are The Omnivore’s Dilemma and In Defense of Food by Michael Pollan.

The reason why I want to talk about these books is because while our ability to grow and ship food around the world has improved immeasurably over the past century, people (especially Americans) don’t seem to be getting any healthier. In fact, people who live on a Westernized diet (which contrary to popular belief is not a diet consisting solely of Western Bacon Cheeseburgers) tend to have greater risk of heart disease and an increased tendency towards obesity and obesity related problems, such as Type 2 diabetes and certain kinds of cancer. Pollan’s books take a very interesting look at these problems, and presents to the reader some incredibly interesting solutions.

In The Omnivore’s Dilemma, Pollan begins with a simple question: Where does our food come from? Human beings, more than any other omnivore, stand at an incredibly interesting position on the food chain. There are an amazing amount of diverse foods that humans can eat, gather nutrients from, and survive as a species off of. We are incredibly adaptable, able to process foods that perhaps only a century or two ago we had trouble with.
But with all these options and adaptations, somehow there is still some psychological distress when we ask ourselves the question: “What do I want to eat?” (perhaps even because of all these options)
So Pollan goes on a journey, attempting to ease this Omnivore’s Dilemma, to trace food back to its source. What he finds is that he actually needs to go on four journeys: a journey through the industrial food chain, the organic food chain, the green (!) organic food chain, and the hunter-gatherer food chain.
Each journey offers not only incredible insight on how food goes from ground or forest or pasture to our tables, but also discusses the pros and cons of each type of food chain.

For instance, in the industrial chain, nearly all of your food comes from one source: the corn farms of Iowa. Corn offers amazingly high crop yields, cattle and chicken are fed corn to fatten them quickly and cheaply, high fructose corn syrup sweetens our food and beverages, and other corn derivatives find their way into foods, plastics, and many other consumables. The trouble is that corn doesn’t offer much nutritional value. As ruminants, cows can’t even digest corn with out a lot of medical help (in the form of steroids, hormones, and antibiotics). On the other hand, because it is cheap and plentiful, corn helps get a lot of food on a lot of tables for not a lot of money. In fact, most research shows that trying to feed the growing populations of the world without industrial farming is impossible. Organic farming just doesn’t have high enough of a yield.

But as Pollan explores the other food chains, it becomes increasingly clear that industrial farming obliterates the symbiotic nature of the food chain, how waste feeds the soil which feeds the plants which feed the plant-eaters which provide sustenance to the creatures that eat meat. Industrial farming arrogantly claims this symbiotic nature is unnecessary, and interrupting it couldn’t possibly cause dietary health problems.

In Defense of Food takes the next step. After following all these food chains back to their sources, Pollan wonders rightly if the industrialized, heavily processed items that line most of our grocery shelves deserve to even be called “food.”
Pollan takes an in-depth look at the history of nutritionism, and the simplification of food-processing, where nutrients are sucked out of the food products as they are made, and then nutrients get added back in chemically before they hit the shelves. But even with vitamin-fortified, low-fat, sugar-free etc. pumped back into our foods, the obesity rates of people on the Western Diet continue to sky-rocket. This suggests the importance of eating “whole” foods, and indeed, this is what Pollan means when he asks what “food” is. His conclusion (which he gives away in the introduction, so I’m not spoiling anything here) is to “Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
Those seven words become a compelling argument for a better way to eat, that not only will make us healthier, but also help us enjoy our time eating in a way our fast-food enriched tongues have a hard time understanding.

So I give a high recommendation for these books, especially for people who feel stuck in fad diets, or wonder about the value of organic foods, or the healthiest way to “lose weight”. These books are an invaluable resource, helping us gain a better understanding and deeper appreciation for the things we decide to put in our mouths (try to keep your mind out of the gutter, please).

Until next time,
Still paddlin’ the old knew…
_-Akatzen-_

PS. For young readers, Pollan wrote The Omnivore’s Dilemma for Kids: The Secrets Behind What You Eat.

Book Report — The Eyre Affair

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Hey kids! It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time for another Book Report from Uncle Akatzen.
Okay. I’m not really your uncle. I get that. Sorry. I won’t ever say that again.

So imagine, if you will, a world where books are more popular than television. Stop laughing, I’m serious. What would such a world look like? How would what is possible and impossible be different? Could we bring back, through genetic cloning, the dodo bird? Instead of going to midnight showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, people might go to, say, midnight productions of Richard III.
Jasper Fforde (no, the two ‘f’s are not a typing error) envisioned such a world with his Thursday Next detective novels, beginning with The Eyre Affair, published in 2001. In this world, Thursday isn’t just a day of the week, it is also the name of the main character.
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Thursday is a Literatec (literature detective), assigned to point out forgeries of Milton, debunk claims that Shakespeare’s lost play Cardenio has been found, and generally make sure that people are able to enjoy their books.
Her life takes an abrupt turn towards adventure when someone steals the original manuscript of Charles Dickens’ The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit, and then a minor character disappears from its pages!
The resulting romp is what the New York Times reviewed as “A combination of fantasy, comedy, science fiction, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Lewis Carroll, Monty Python and even ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer”.

One thing I especially like about the book is that it works as a highbrow and lowbrow comedy at the same time. Literature fanatics will love the references and cameos that sneak in and out of these pages, and casual readers will enjoy the quirky, James Bond-like, alternative England of 1985. They may even be inspired to pick up one of the books referred to in the series to give it a read.
Satirical, yet also reverent towards its source material, The Eyre Affair is a book designed to deepen the pleasures of reading. It is also sponsored by Toast!

After reading The Eyre Affair, be sure to check out the other Thursday Next novels: Lost in a Good Book, The Well of Lost Plots, Something Rotten, and First Among Sequels.
Any readers curious about Fforde’s other work will want to check out his Nursery Crime stories, beginning with Big Over Easy, a Dirk Gently-like detective novel about finding out who killed Humpty Dumpty.
Fforde also just released a new novel, Shades of Grey, about a society that where people can only see one color, and the caste system determined by which color you can see.

Well, that’s it for me this week. Until next time,
Still paddlin’ the old knew…
_-Akatzen-_

Book Report — The Chronicles of Prydain

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Hey, kids! Akatzen here with another Book Report. If you haven’t checked out Mythoi Birth: Yuki then stop what you are doing and go read it. Seriously, off you go.

Back? Excellent! On with the Report.

In 1985, Walt Disney Pictures released their first animated feature to use computer-generated imagery. It was also their first feature to switch from a Xerography process of animation to an APT process of animation. It was also the most expensive animated feature made up until then. It was also the first animated Disney film to earn a PG rating. It was also a box office failure.
The film I’m talking about is The Black Cauldron, written and directed by Ted Berman and Richard Rich (the team that also made Disney’s The Fox and The Hound).
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Of course, when I say “written and directed”, what I really mean is “adapted and directed”. The movie is very loosely based on the first two books of Lloyd Alexander’s five-book series The Chronicles of Prydain (published 1964–1968): The Book of Three and The Black Cauldron. The other books are The Castle of Llyr, Taran Wanderer, and The High King. An additional novel, The Foundling and Other Tales From Prydain was published in 1973.

The collection is for young readers, though I think they belong in the same category as The Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter as far as fantasy that young readers will enjoy. This critically acclaimed series is a great stepping stone towards high fantasy of greater scope and maturity. When The High King was released in 1969, the book won the Newberry Medal for “the most distinguished contribution to American literature for children”.

As for the story, the series draws heavily on Welsh mythology, particularly the Mabinogion. However, Alexander himself is quick to point out in an Author’s Note that while the Mabinogion and other Welsh mythology inspired the Chronicles, “Prydain is a country existing only in the imagination.“
And when I say the Chronicles are inspired by Welsh mythology, I mean that the same way films do when they are “inspired by true events”. Names, places, items, and events were lifted straight out of the Welsh mythos and placed into these stories. Alexander then takes heavy artistic license with them.

Gwydion, for instance, is hardly as noble and virtuous in Welsh mythology as he is portrayed in the book. Quite often he is portrayed as a trickster and rogue. In the Fourth Branch of the Mabinogi he even helps his brother rape King Math’s foot-holder.
Arawn, the equivalent in Prydain of Middle-Earth’s Sauron, is also not nearly as evil as he is portrayed in the books.
Hopefully, young readers impressed with the story will seek out the original stories, learning in the process a wealth of history and folklore covering not only Welsh mythology but also the origins of many Arthurian legends.
In particular, the titles of the first three novels mention aspects of Welsh mythology that have filtered into other cultures and even into other religions.

The Book of Three: You ever wonder where the Trinity came from? If you answered “The Matrix” then I like your sense of humor. If you answered “The Bible” then you are wrong. The concept of one god existing in separate aspects at the same time does not appear anywhere in the Bible (though, to be fair, there are many verses which imply that it is at least possible). Where this concept does appear, is in Welsh, Celtic, and Norse mythology. The Fates (or The Norns, in Norse mythology), are three women, one knowing all there is to know about the past, one who knows the present, and one to see the future. Sometimes they are portrayed as weavers, spinning out the threads of our lives. In the Chronicles, three weird sisters (Macbeth, anyone?) make an appearance bearing distinct similarities.
There is also a Book of Three, containing “all that was ever known, and all that will ever be known”. Perhaps one of the Christian church’s most holy ideas comes from the “pagan” religions it suppressed and integrated.

The Black Cauldron: The title of the second book comes from a large kettle which can bring back to life anyone placed within it. In the original mythology, the cauldron was a benevolent gift from Arawn, King of Annwn (which eventually turned into Avalon in Arthurian legend, and is directly responsible for much of the early Church’s ideas about Heaven). In the Chronicles the cauldron became an evil thing, however in the original Welsh mythology, the Cauldron represented miraculous healing powers. If this sounds a bit like what The Holy Grail can do, there’s a good reason for it.

The Castle of Llyr: Probably the most obscure of the titles, perhaps the name of this Welsh sea-god is more familiar when it is spelled “Lear”. The original Welsh tale has very little to do with the story Shakespeare wrote (who got the idea from Geoffrey of Monmouth’s highly fictional History of the Kings of Britain), but Lear’s origin is distinctly Welsh.

The main value in the series (beyond its entertainment value) is that, like so much of High Fantasy as a genre (though not, generally, Fantasy for children), the books are a Bildungsroman (German: “novel of education”). The phrase comes from the German Enlightenment, and is used to describe a coming-of-age type of novel where the protagonist undergoes psychological, moral, and social growth.

This is what sets these books apart from Narnia, Harry Potter, Eragon, and even (depsite their excellence) His Dark Materials.
Taran, the main character of The Chronicles of Prydain, is an Assistant Pig-Keeper. Like the Hobbits in The Lord of the Rings, Taran dreams of being something bigger (pun intended). Other children’s fantasy tends to make the main character “heroic” right off the bat, so they can go do amazing things. Taran, on the other hand, gets caught up in a conflict he is neither equipped nor ready to handle. Out of that conflict comes his growth towards adulthood.
How like real life is that? As an example for children to follow, Taran is a much better candidate than Harry Potter. As Lloyd Alexander himself puts it:

“Such things never happen in real life. Or do they? Most of us are called upon to perform tasks far beyond what we believe we can do. Our capabilities seldom match our aspirations, and we are often woefully unprepared. To this extent, we are all Assistant Pig-Keepers at heart.”

For the adult reader, The Chronicles of Prydain can do much to extend an appreciation for High Fantasy as a genre. These books also do much to encourage the growth of the imagination, as they cater to a child’s imagination, where so much more than the laws of physics and the responsibilities of life are possible. And perhaps it is possible also to come away from these books learning a thing or two.

The Book Report — January Bestsellers

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Hey, kids! It’s Akatzen, bringing you another Book Report.

January is almost over, and as the first month of the decade draws to a close, I’d like to take a look at the top best-sellers at Barnes and Noble for January. I originally was going to take a look at the New York Times Bestseller List, but they divide it into the top 5 by categories, which would prove to be an awful long post. So I decided that the top sellers of a major chain would probably be an accurate representation of what most of America is reading this month. So here we go!

10. Worst Case by James Patterson

James Patterson novels proliferate the crime thriller genre the way low-calorie frozen foods hit supermarket shelves. There are a lot of them, there isn’t much to them, and ultimately, they just aren’t that good.
“But wait a minute, Akatzen,” you might say, “his novels consistently hit the ranks of bestseller, he’s written more than twenty novels in the past three years, including some for young adult readers, and some of those books have been turned into manga.“
Popularity, unfortunately, does not make a thing good simply because it is popular. Now, it’s not that Patterson’s stuff is bad, it’s just that after reading Stieg Larsson and Thomas Harris you are better able to determine who the masters of the craft really are. Compared to really good crime thriller, Patterson is mediocre, and only very occasionally does a good moment appear in one of his novels.

9. The Last Song by Nicholas Sparks

Nicholas Sparks is the guy that wrote The Notebook, which became the movie a guy has his wife watch when he’s too tired for foreplay but still wants to get laid. Sparks writes what I call “High-brow Romance” novels. The formula is: introduce a love story that stretches out the readers emotions, and then have something happen to make the reader cry. It’s probably why several of his books end up on film.

8. When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead

This novel for young adults has been getting good reviews as a taut mystery and amazing fantasy rolled into one, reminiscent of Madeline L’Engle’s A Wrinkle in Time series. I don’t know much more about it, but in an era of lame vampire novels and cheap Harry Potter ripoffs this sounds absolutely refreshing.

7. Percy Jackson and the Olympians box set by Rick Riordan

Speaking of Harry Potter ripoffs… Riordan’s series has managed to pick up young readers and hang onto them. The basic premise is that the gods of Olympus are alive and well in the present day. And they’ve continued their shenanigans, included mating with humans to spawn demigod children.
Harry Percy is an ordinary boy living an ordinary life until he finds out that his father is actually a wizard Posiedon, god of the sea (and earthquakes), and he is the only one able to stop the evil wizard Voldemort Titan Kronus.
Essentially, the novels sound like a modern day Clash of the Titans ripoff for young adults.

6. A Reliable Wife by Robert Goolrick

Goolrick’s debut novel is about a man and his mail order bride and the scheming, plotting, and loving they get into. Essentially, this book is a steamy bodice ripper with deep and dark psychological problems.

5. The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold

Sebold’s novel keeps popping up on best-seller lists, and there is a good reason for it: The novel is excellent. The latest resurgence in popularity stems from the movie that just came out, directed by Peter Jackson, of The Frighteners and Braindead (released in America as Dead Alive) fame. Oh, and The Lord of the Rings.

4. Dear John by Nicholas Sparks

The movie is coming out in February (for Valentine’s Day of course), so a rise in popularity is expected.

3. The Help by Kathryn Stockett

Set in the sixties in Mississippi, the novel follows 3 women as they come together and work to redefine the social lines that keep them tied down. The book’s been getting good press, and looks worth a read.

2. Dear John by Nicholas Sparks

hate when books release a new edition of the novel, only with a movie poster as the cover.

1. Game Change by John Heilemann and Mark Halperin

This book looked interesting, at first glance. It is touted as being a behind the scenes look at the major candidates in the last presidential election.
At second glance, it turns out that it is mostly gossipy reactions of people who worked on the election campaigns during key moments of the race. It’s news the way Entertainment Tonight is news: BFD.
Still, it is a balanced look at both political parties, which is a rare find when you look for election memoirs.
On the other hand, I’d call it a political book for the American Idol crowd. Thinking readers will want to go elsewhere.

Well, that’s it for this week (and month). See ya in February.
Still paddlin’ the old knew…
_-Akatzen-_

The Book Report — Author Spotlight: Stephen King

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Hey kids! It must be Wednesday, because here I am again, with another Book Report. This week I want to spotlight one of the most popular authors of the past thirty years: Stephen King.

There aren’t many authors still living who can boast the number of bestsellers Stephen King has put out. Or the number of books adapted into movies, television shows, or adapted into comics. He is the highest paid horror novelist ever and truly an American icon in literature.

His first novel, Carrie, was published in 1974 (and made into a film in 1976, directed by Brian De Palma, also remade as a tv movie in 2002), but King had been writing for quite some time prior to that. He worked for University of Maine’s school newspaper, doing a column called ‘The Garbage Truck’ and his first professional story was published while he was still a student, in 1967 (He has since returned to writing journalism; Entertainment Weekly publishes his column “The Pop of King” in their magazine once a month).

King’s next seven novels also made it onto screens big and small. ‘Salem’s Lot (published in 1975) was made into a miniseries in 1979 (and 2004). The Shining (published in 1977) became a horror movie classic under the direction of Stanley Kubrick in 1980 (and remade as a miniseries in 1997). The Dead Zone (published in 1979) hit theaters in 1983 (also remade as a miniseries in 2002). Firestarter (1980) came out in 1984. Cujo (1981) brought the fear of rabies back into American consciousness in 1983. Pet Sematary (1983) made it on the big screen in 1989 (and production is underway on the remake). Christine (1983) was released in theaters the same year it was published. Overall, Stephen King has had more than forty of his works released in movie theaters or on television (with The Shining, Stand By Me, and It being probably the most popular with viewers).

Granted, a body of work consistently translated to film doesn’t necessarily make him a good author. But he is. One of the best series I’ve ever read is King’s Dark Tower novels. The seven novels, written over a span of 22 years, is as high fantasy as J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings. Inspired by “spaghetti western” films and Robert Browning’s poem “Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came” (which is itself a line from King Lear by Shakespeare), the books also bear the distinction of having a connection with sixteen otherwise unrelated King novels. The beginning is so simple, yet hints at the epic journey yet to come.
“The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.“

In addition to the seven novels (with an 8th announced recently, taking place in the time between books 4 and 5), The Dark Tower recently had some of its history explained in comic books. Writers Peter David and Robin Furth, and artists Jae Lee and Robert Isanove, fill in much of the history of Roland the Gunslinger and what happened to the world before book 1 of The Dark Tower. A new online experience titled Discordia also explores and deepens the world of The Dark Tower.

In my previous post about pseudonyms, I mentioned Stephen King creating a man named Richard Bachman. King has stated he created the character as an attempt to make sense of his career. At the same time, during that period of time, publishers felt that authors should only release one novel per year, so as to not over-saturate the market. King worked hard to disabuse any notion that he and Bachman were the same person, but a persistent bookstore clerk in Washington D.C. eventually “outed” King, pointing to records in The Library of Congress showing King as the true author of Bachman’s books.
In 1985, a press release was sent out announcing Bachman’s death, due to “cancer of the pseudonym, a rare form of schizonomia”. At the time, King was working on Misery, which he had planned on releasing as Bachman (after its release, Misery was made into a film in 1990 and also an Off-Broadway play).
Before his “death”, Bachman released five novels: Rage (1977), The Long Walk (1979), Roadwork (1981), The Running Man (1982, the film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger came out in 1987), and Thinner (1984, the film came out in 1996).
Two Bachman manuscripts were “discovered” after his “death” as well. The first, The Regulators (1996), was released the same day Stephen King released Desperation. The two books were actually companion novels, about the same town in two alternate realities. When placed together, the two covers were designed to form a single picture. In 2007, “Bachman” released Blaze, which King had originally started working on before Carrie was even published. He reworked and rewrote and updated the novel to be current for its release.

The first Bachman novel, Rage, was allowed to go out of print after the Heath High School shooting in 1997. The plot of the book was about a student that terrorizes his high school, and the book was supposedly found in the possession of other students who committed high school shootings. King wrote that it was “a good thing” that he and the publishers allowed the book to go out of print.

Stephen King’s most recent novel, Under the Dome hit shelves in November 2009. Originally, it was another old manuscript (similar to Blaze) that King couldn’t figure out how to finish. It’s a great story with a simple premise: A clear, indestructible dome suddenly appears around the exact borders of a small, northeastern town one day. The book is a great study of small town values and what happens to decent (and some not-so-decent) people when their lives are suddenly seceded from the rest of the country. As just a story, Under the Dome is a whopping good yarn. As allegory, there are a variety of different messages you can take from the book, though all of them tend to be left of the political center. But don’t let that stop any of you right-wingers from enjoying the read, because odds are good that it won’t.
There is already talk of Under the Dome being turned into a cable miniseries, and like many of his other novels, there are hints of a connection to The Dark Tower novels.

Stephen King also published a book titled On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft (2000). Part autobiography, part practical advice, the book ranked 21 on Entertainment Weekly’s list of The New Classics: Books — The Hundred Best Reads from 1938–2008.

But out of all the lessons that I learned from all of Stephen King’s books, I think the biggest idea I picked up was: Don’t Live in Maine*.

Until next week, dear readers.
Still paddlin’ the old knew…
_-Mike-_

*Obviously, Maine is a perfectly fine place to live in.

The Book Report — The Rats of Pseudo-Nimh

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Hey kids, it’s Akatzen with another Book Report for you!

Today I want to talk about a particular device authors use when they wish to hide or mask their identity for any of a variety of reasons: the pseudonym.

Pseudonym: n, SU-doh-nim. A false name. (Derived from the Greek, pseudonymon)

Sometimes an author uses a pseudonym to separate their personal life from their work. Sometimes, a pseudonym is created because more than one author worked on the book, such as the detective novelist Ellery Queen, actually authored by two cousins: Daniel Nathan and Manford Lepofsky. Their work covered 42 years of detective writing, heavily influencing the genre. The cousins also wrote four novels about detective Drury Lane using the pseudonym Barnaby Ross.
A group of 20th Century mathematicians created the pseudonym Nicolas Bourbaki to publish their work as a collective.

Two of the most famous pseudonyms, or pen names, are Mark Twain and Lewis Carroll (covering for the identities of Samuel Clemens and mathematician Charles Dodgson, respectively)
Charlotte Bronte originally published Jane Eyre (and also Shirley) under the pseudonym Currer Belle. Her sister Emily originally published Wuthering Heights under the name of Ellis Belle. Many of their characters were inspired by neighbors, and so they published under the pseudonyms to avoid embarrassing them.

One popular French author, Romain Gary, started publishing books under the name Emile Ajar to see if people liked his books because they were good or because he was popular. Turns out they liked his books no matter who was writing them.

Who else uses pseudonyms?
Stephen King published his early non-horror novels as Richard Bachman because he wasn’t sure readers would accept his break from genre.
Popular storyteller O. Henry was a pseudonym used by William Sydney Porter.
Jane Austen published Sense and Sensibility using “A Lady” as the author.
Eric Arthur Blair is more recognizable as George Orwell.
Alisa Zinov’yevna Rosenbaum published as Ayn Rand.
Fantasy author Robert Jordan was the pen name of James Oliver Rigney, Jr. He also wrote under the names Reagan O’Neal and Jackson O’Reilly.
And, as I’ve mentioned in a previous post, when Dave Eggers writes with his brother Christopher, they use the names Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey

And, I’m sure you’ve noticed one or two of the writers on Semantink use pseudonyms.

Pseudonymitry is a time-honored practice, and while a reader may sometimes wonder, “who are you, really?” most often the mystery is part of the appeal.

The Book Report — A Thousand Splendid Suns

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Hey, kids! Akatzen here with the first book report of the year. Hope 2010 is treating everyone nicely.

Three years ago, Khaled Hosseini published his novel A Thousand Splendid Suns, about two women growing up in Afghanistan during the past 30 years. In 2003, Hosseini published The Kite Runner, about two boys living roughly during the same period.

Boy Is Rambo Gonna Be Pissed!
What is so important about these books? Well, in a little over a year, American troops will have been fighting in Afghanistan for a decade. American children under the age of ten have not lived a moment of their lives without their country at war. I mention these books because it is important that we retain our sense of perspective.

How many of you remember Rambo III? Set in Afghanistan, with the evil Soviet Empire(!) as the bad guy, during the films credits, the filmmakers give a special thank you to the Taliban.

Although they hold one of the most strict interpretations of Islam, many Afghans welcomed the Taliban’s rise to power when they ended the brutal civil war of the Mujahideen Warlords. And of course, the United States sent arms, ammo, and money to the Taliban (and Al Qaeda) to help stop the spread of Communism.

A Thousand Splendid Suns provides a personal account of the lives of two women as the Soviet presence withdraws, the Mujahideen Civil War destroys the country’s infrastructure, the Taliban brings some vague concept of peace, and finally as NATO forces begin their Operation Enduring Freedom bombing campaign.

As I read of the almost continual heartache, tragedy, and loss of these two women, I remember thinking at one point, “Enough already!” as though the author were deliberately f*cking with their lives in order to elicit an emotional response in the reader.
And that’s when I realized I wasn’t reading about these women, I was reading about these people. The title of the book comes from a poem describing the people of Afghanistan:

One could not count the moons that shimmer on her roofs
Or the thousand splendid suns that hide behind her walls.
–Saib-e-Tabrizi

As war drags on to last a full decade (and shows no sign of stopping soon), it gets so easy to look at the conflict as us against them. We hear the arguments designed to make us think this war is a good thing: The Taliban provided safe haven to Al Qaeda. The Taliban oppress people, abuse women. This war will help bring freedom to the people. This war will bring peace.

War brings Peace? As the American public gets inundated with Big Brother Doublespeak, every bomb that drops in Afghanistan kills a son or daughter, a husband or wife, and the loss and heartbreak and tragedy is felt by those who survive.

Maybe, maybe this war is necessary (though I have severe doubts). But what this book argues, and I happen to agree, is that war is never good.

The Book Report — Handsel and Griddle

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Another year ends (and decade, really. Anyone who says the 2nd millennium didn’t start until 2001 is an idiot who lacks simple math skills) and what that means for lots of people is they ready themselves for more failure in the new year by starting the year off with new year’s resolutions.

I hate New Year’s Resolutions. One study in the UK showed a success rate of 12%. It’s not enough to have a resolution, you need to have a plan. Otherwise you’re going to end up like a bad record at the start of every year, sounding off the same stuff you wanted last year.

Failure: n, a person with a record of failing. Someone who loses consistently.
Calvin and Hobbes New Year

Was someone just curmudging in here? Whew. For a second it was sounding like my page was taken over by Mr. Wolff. Sorry.

One idea I’ve always liked is the giving of handsels. A handsel is a gift for good luck in the New Year, celebrated in Scotland on Handsel Monday, the first Monday of the new year.
“But Akatzen,” you might be saying, “I already spent more money than I should’ve on Christmas, and now you’re telling me to give out more?” And then you raise your middle finger solidly and pointedly in my direction.

Come on now, no need to be rude.

Let’s say you got a friend who wants to stop smoking in the new year. Wouldn’t you want to wish him luck? One study showed that of the people who were successful in their New Years Resolution nearly all of them had a plan, broken down into simpler obtainable goals, and friends they could rely on as a support group.

Maybe the best good luck gift you can give is pointing them in the direction of the right book.

So what are a few of the top resolutions?
Losing weight/getting fit. Stop smoking. Manage finances better/get out of debt.

1. Losing weight/getting fit.
The first thing someone needs to know about losing weight is how body mass works. Muscle weighs more than fat. Hitting the gym may actually be trimming your waistline, but you won’t necessarily see it on the scale since you are building muscle at the same time. A lot of people give up on their start-of-the-year-gym memberships because they work out for a couple of weeks but don’t see anything happening when they hop on the scale. If a friend wants to slim up, help them prevent stupidity.
I also suggest reading In Defense of Food: An Eater’s Manifesto by Michael Pollan. Pollan’s previous book, The Omnivore’s Dilemma, was an examination of the American eating habits, and this follow-up novel gives you a plan on changing the way you eat to not just a healthier diet, but also a more enjoyable one. I could also suggest his novel Food Rules: An Eater’s Manual, released just yesterday, a pocket compendium of food wisdom.
Once a person understands better how food works, the more intelligent diet plan they will be able to pick.
Excuses

2. Stop Smoking
Changing any habit is difficult. Changing an addictive habit can feel damn near impossible.
One fact that may help is that nicotine is a nerve poison almost 3 times more potent than arsenic. Assassins used to coat their blades with nicotine oil, which can be absorbed through the skin, so even touching the blade can be lethal. Granted, the dosage found in a cigarette is about 1mg, and it takes about 40mg to kill. Almost seductive, isn’t it? A lethal nerve poison which is also addictive.
While I am incredibly skeptical of any self-help book with the word “easy” in the title (if it was easy, then they wouldn’t need entire sections of bookstores devoted to it), Allen Carr’s book The Easy Way to Stop Smoking has helped more than a couple of my friends stop smoking, so I feel it’s worth mentioning. One thing I like about the book is that he focuses on the psychological need-the mental addiction-to smoke, while the reader is still smoking. He flat out suggests that you don’t try to not smoke while you read the book. But he also claims that by the end of the book you won’t want to smoke anymore.
Might be worth looking into if you know someone who really wants to give up the habit in the new year.
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3. Managing finances/getting out of debt.

If you are trying to gain better control of your money, don’t spend money on a book telling you how to manage your finances! Go to your bank, sit down with an actual person, and explore options. It’s free, and it’ll be what most books tell you to do anyway. A book on financial management is just another impulse buy that you need to avoid while you cut impulse buying out of your spending habits.

Well, that’s it for me this year! Be safe as you ring in the new year (notice I said “safe” which is not necessarily the same as “sober” or “clothed”)

Until next time,
Still paddlin’ the old knew…
_-Akatzen-_