Posts Tagged ‘iron man 2’

Sexy Women — Strong Heroines?

Sgt. Angle reporting for duty!

This weekend, most everyone in the USA and the world got to see Robert Downey, Jr. and Don Cheadle whip some ass in Iron Man 2. But what also graced the screen was the eyeful of deliciousness Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight black uniform as she twirled and drop-kicked a hallway full of bad guys.

She is watching you watching her…

The sexy action girl is nothing new to cinema — Halle Barry did tried it a few years back with Catwoman; Angelina Jolie nailed it with Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, and Ann Perillaud perhaps started it all (thanks to Luc Besson’s imagination) in Le Femme Nikita. Since the early ‘90s, sexy women with big boots, big guns, and the flexibility of Gumby’s younger self have taken cinematic screens by storm. One needs only to think of Catherine Zeta Jones (whatever happened to her?) easing her tight body through the red laser sensors in Entrapment…where was I? Are these “strong” characters, or simply sexy women who can maneuver their bodies to seduce you into falling in front of their bullets?

For a strong female role, one would look most naturally towards a Katherine Hepburn character (Bringing Up Baby, Adam’s Rib) or Meryl Streep or Ellen Burstyn or Diane Keaton. A woman who is as smart as the man, a woman who is even in control of every event unfolding whether we know it or not. Strong women know what they want, or if they don’t, they have a strong motivation for remaining unsure. Oh, and they can control the hell out of a scene.

YouTube Preview Image

For the action-oriented women, a strong role one should always refer to is Ellen Ripley, of the Alien franchise. For a role originally written for a man, Sigourney Weaver took the depth of the character to new heights. She is a woman in a man’s world, she doesn’t emanate sexuality, and she can kick ass while getting the job done. She doesn’t need skin tight dresses, high heels, or nudity to show that she is a strong woman. She uses her smarts and her skills, NOT her sexuality.

YouTube Preview Image

Not that there’s a problem with women who use sexuality as a means to an end. But it is becoming too large of a crutch.

Sarah Connor, of the Terminator franchise (hmm, yet another written by James Cameron…) is also an example of a strong woman, a bad-ass who doesn’t thrust sexuality in our faces as a means to get what she wants. Sarah is a pawn in her own fate, and the fate of the world, and rather than succumb to the helpless situation of defeating a machine that will not stop, she fights, sometimes brutally.

A woman who fights is not necessarily a strong female, but a woman who fights with a greater purpose, an honorable purpose, is much more powerful.

And then you have women like Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) in The Fifth Element, who runs around in the movie mostly in little to no clothing. But her innocence as a character, as a being who rarely exists, is enough to overthrow the overt sexuality in the character and bring her to a new level, a respectable level of a person lost in a conflict, unaware of her surroundings.

YouTube Preview Image

In The Matrix, Carrie Ann Moss opens the entire series in a skintight black leather suit, kicks ass using back flips and forward flips, shot in cool matrix-cam slow-mo, then casually leaves the room. The rest of her time in the overall story is spent looking cool within the matrix, and appearing to be innocent and “just” sexy on the ship. As a character, she is a freedom fighter, but as a movie presence, she is eye candy. Just like Monica Belluci was in her few seconds of screen time.

YouTube Preview Image

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. The female Indiana Jones, some might say. Tight shirts, highlighted curves, oozing with sexuality as she climbs a rope or flips into a secret passageway. Like her character in Wanted, Jolie simply overflows with sexuality, such that any hope of character development or interation is entirely lost. Look at her in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, yet again, for evidence that her own sexuality is her only weapon. Again, it’s not necessarily a weak thing for a woman to use sex to get past obstacles. It’s just a crutch, one used far too often these days.

YouTube Preview Image

In The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Lisbeth does, at one point, use sex as a defense mechanism, as a weird way of putting up a wall between her and a guy that she likes. But it works, only because we see her use sex in a much more cruel way as a defense against abuse. Her motivations are set up, and her experiences — as we’ve seen them — make the use of sex understandable and a part of her character, not just eye candy on the silver screen.

She will not sex you up. Only mess you up.

And what do all these lovely ladies bring us to? I would say the hybrid, the woman we saw this weekend. ScarJo played  the Black Widow, and fights in the ultra sexy body suit, using moves that would make a gymnast cringe. And she does it all without seducing, without thrusting cleavage in our faces (make no mistake, there is cleavage, there is an amazing body, but her body is not the weapon, nor is she trying to seduce anyone). One could chalk this up to Scarlet’s screen presence, or lack thereof, but I think she’s smarter than that.

I guess I’m just making the case that we don’t need a woman who looks good and uses herself just because she looks good. I’d rather a woman be a fighting machine and oh, by the way, she looks great, too, rather than “let’s try to bang her and hope that she can fight, too”.

A woman with a gun is a powerful woman, and can give you a sexy look, but a woman with only her fists who doesn’t waste time looking you up and down is a much more confident, stronger, and powerful woman.

What do you think? What makes a strong female character to you, either in action films or in other films? Sound back below, privates!

You are dismissed!

Sgt. Angle

Visual excitement, May 2010 — abridged

Hello soldiers! Sgt. Angle reporting for duty!

A lot to write about this month in movie news and madness, but after I had a soft conversation with Admiral Eo this weekend, we agreed that sometimes shorter and less loud (unlike McG) is better. Therefore, I’m only going to slap you around a bit today rather than cover your senses with a barrage of movies to see.

(*That being said, I’ll only offer a small side note: please hold out hope that Matthew Vaughn, Kick-Ass director, will stand strong against the mammoth claws known as 20th Century Fox regarding X-Men: First Class. One need only watch X-Men: The Last Stand to see how a studio head can force himself onto a movie for only a mongoloid result.*)

Look, this coming weekend, Iron Man 2 heads your way. you have been promised and will most likely receive more of the fun, more of the action, and an equal if not better amount of the Robert Downey, Jr. But more importantly, you will also accept a healthy dose of Scarlett Johansson. Accept and swallow your dosage.

Following that, you’ve got another Ridley Scott hero bursting forth from the screens, Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven Robin Hood. Sans Foxes and Cary Elwes, but plus Sid 6.7.

YouTube Preview Image

Finally, hitting at the end of May will be the awesome and anticipated Prince of Purple — Persia. Video games don’t necessarily make great movies, you whisper? Okay then, how about, Sex and the City TWO.

Photoshopped to add sexiness. FAIL.

Nahh, I’ll recommend Micmacs. MICMACS, people.

YouTube Preview Image

Micmacs is the latest wonder from (and I’m not ashamed to say it) visionary director Jean-Pierre Jeunet. A fella who survived a bullet to the brain pulls together a team of junkyard misfits to take revenge on the makers of such evil bullets. Jeunet as a director thrills when he hits a home run (Amelie, Delicatessen) and even when he simply dribbles a line drive right into the center fielder’s glove (A Very Long Engagement, Alien: Resurrection). Also, he was able to snag a pre–Hellboy Ron Perlman for The City of Lost Children, a creative fantasy about a scientist who steals children’s dreams to try and keep himself young.

There’s a bit of talk about Jeunet directing the third TinTin movie (after Spielberg and Peter Jackson…okay, not “talk” per se, more of a listing on IMDB.com), but anything Jeunet has lined up from this point forward should be amazing to anticipate and worth the price of any admission.

Oh, and here’s a treat: George Romero’s Survival of the Dead trailer.

YouTube Preview Image

Enjoy the month of May, and spend more time in the theater than you normally would, before it gets so hot out that you have to deal with the overheating lard-butts who plant themselves under the A/C fan rather than enjoy the motion pictures in silence!

You are dismissed!

And Gargamel!

Sgt. Angle

Hump Day Rant: Trailer Love

Okay, so here’s the deal: I’m a bit pissy at the moment because Benjamin, Ash, Sgt. Angle, Street Fece and James Ninness have all just taken off towards San Francisco in the hopes of some debauchery at WonderCon.  I’m here.  At home.  Wankers.  If you haven’t yet, check out what Semantink is doing for WonderCon Attendees here.

Today we’re gonna look at a few movie adaptations due out this year(ish), five in fact.  The best five.  These five trailers may possibly help to bring many of you fat, lazy bastards back into (this is for you Akatzen) libraries and book stores where you’ll be forced to sit… and read… lazilly. Doing nothing physical at all.  I’ve lost the ability to make a good point.  F*ck me.

Here they are, in order.

5.  The Losers

YouTube Preview Image

Any movie that puts The Comedian, Captain America and Neytiri on the same team and has them blowing shit up has to be good.  Throw in the fact that it is based on a book by Andy Diggle and I’m almost guaranteed a good time.

4.  Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

YouTube Preview Image

I’m not the biggest Cera fan, but (as Sgt. lucky bastard who’s new and still gets to go to conventions before me ’cause his nose is so far up Ben’s ass when he sneezes Ben gets diarrhea Angle pointed out) Edgar Wright is the man.  If anybody can make me like Michael I-Whine-And-That’s-All Cera, it’s Wright.

3.  Kick Ass

YouTube Preview Image

Hit Girl is a ten year old girl who says “cunt” more than the entire cast of Deadwood.  Nic Cage isn’t the hero.  At some point, the kid from Hot Tub Time Machine is in it.  And the best part of all?  Kick Ass was made before the studios got their greasy hands all over it.  Midnight showing for sure.

2.  Iron Man 2

YouTube Preview Image

Did you see the first Iron Man?  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  For those of you bitches whining over Whiplash: be patient and have faith.

1.  Twilight: Eclipse

YouTube Preview Image

Yes.  It’s true.  This is my number one trailer pick.

April Fools you silly bitches!  How dare you even think that was for real!  I’d sooner eat a bag of two day old dicks than watch any of the Twilight shit piles!

For shame…

Since I promised you five GOOD trailers, here’s a bonus and a film that I can’s wait to see.  It’s not an adaptation, but watch the trailer and tell me you give a shit.

Honorable Mention: The Expendables

YouTube Preview Image

Until next time,

Mr. Wolff

Happy April, fools.

Back to Semantink

OPEN LETTER TO THE ACADEMY re: SAM ROCKWELL

Sgt. Angle Reporting for Duty!

Dear Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Voting Members:

Consider this a filmmaker spotlight, as well as an open letter For Your Eyes Only (I’m talking to you, internet!). What follows is the case for Sam Rockwell’s nomination and eventual victory at the Academy Awards ceremony to take place on March 7, 2010, for excellence in filmmaking for the year 2009.

Over the last few weeks, countless awards shows (both live and taped, both televised and non-televised) have featured one of two actors receiving the award for best actor in a motion picture: Jeff Bridges, for his incredibly subtle and heartfelt, down-and-out country singer in “Crazy Heart”; and George Clooney’s introspective, reflective, and Oscar-engineered downsizing expert in “Up in the Air”. Both are very worthy gentleman, as are “The Hurt Locker”’s Jeremy Renner, Colin Firth in “A Single Man”, and (debatable) Morgan Freeman playing Nelson Mandela playing Morgan Freeman from “Invictus”.

And, just as any of these men are worthy, if not downright perfect, for the Oscar this year, one actor stands out above all the rest: Sam Rockwell. This guy.

straight outta your dreams.

No, I’m not talking about his stunning voiceover in G-Force. Nor do I mean to imply his Son-of-a-Deniro in “Everybody’s Fine.” I’m talking “Moon”.

YouTube Preview Image

I must warn you, here and now, that there may well be SPOILERS ahead, however subtle. If you have not seen MOON already (how dare you, movie fans and filmmakers alike!), then you will have some of the plot and interactions ruined by the below comments. However, I will try to refrain from revealing anything past the halfway mark of the film.

Ready?

OK.

Taking from Roger Ebert’s fine review: “At some point in the future (we can’t nail down the story’s time frame), this station on the far side is manned by a single crew member, Sam Bell (Sam Rockwell). He’s working out the final days of a three-year contract and is close to cracking from loneliness. Talking to loved ones via video link doesn’t satisfy. The station is largely automated; it processes lunar rock to extract Helium-3, used to provide Earth with pollution-free power from nuclear fusion….

”The station is large and well-appointed, has entertainment resources and adequate supplies. Sam communicates frequently with the home office … and so does GERTY [the on board A.I. computer]. Sam doesn’t do any actual mining, but his human hands and brain are needed for repairs, maintenance and inspection. One day he’s outside checking up on something, and his lunar rover smashes up. He’s injured and awakens in the station’s medical facility. And that, I think, is all I need to say.”

Sgt. Angle again, here we go. Sam Rockwell plays Sam Bell as an exhausted, blue collar fella who is waiting for the last days of his contract to come to a close, but what he faces is a harsh wake up call, as he confronts himself in more ways than one and forces us, as film viewers and as human beings, to recognize our own faults and fears, our own desires as overshadowed pipe-dreams, and the very true, very real scenario that, however alone we might feel, we will always have to contend with ourselves.

As filmmaking is concerned, MOON is at an expert level. Made for roughly $5 Million, MOON is the debut film of director Duncan Jones (featured in last week’s Cinegasm), son of David Bowie and director of many small music videos. Jones knows how to shoot for cheap – and to shoot cheap well. He used miniatures and practical effects for the “outdoor” scenes on the moon, and intense planning and execution for the green screen / Sam-and-Sam scenes that showcase Rockwell’s ability to play off himself (aka play off of no one else). The resulting commitment of Jones to his source material and Sam Rockwell to the character, to the project as a whole, are worth the 2 hours, and worth the little Golden Man in March.

Sgt. Angle attended an early screening of MOON, at which Duncan Jones was present post-screening for a Q & A. At the time, he said that Kevin Spacey read the script and liked it, but was scared at the low-budget. Fearing cheesy effects, Spacey waited until the film was shot and edited. He then watched the film, and recorded all of his voiceover scenes in one day. The resulting voice for GERTY is cold, dry, yet somehow more touching than any of Sam’s personas.

YouTube Preview Image

Likewise, the film’s look and feel, from the setting to the camera angles, are reminiscent of older Science Fiction films of the 70s and 80s, most notable Alien and 2001: A Space Odyssey: Modern rooms, soft, cushioned white and off-white walls, nothing shiny or spectacular. Just the way a space station should be. (*BONUS* Clint Mansell, of Requiem for a Dream and The Fountain, wrote the music for Moon!)

As part of the case for Sam Rockwell’s nomination for MOON, here’s a brief history of the actor:

In the 90s, Rockwell’s acting career gathered momentum with small roles on television and in movies (“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”, for one). He starred in a few choice indie films, even one with a young (as in TEN) Mischa Barton called “Lawn Dogs.” Many recognize him as the killer “Wild Bill” in Stephen King’s “The Green Mile”, where a particular scene will make Moonpies forever undesirable across middle America.

YouTube Preview Image

After a few more showy supporting parts (“Galaxy Quest”, “Charlie’s Angels”), Rockwell broke free critically with his role as The Gong Show host Chuck Barris in George Clooney’s “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind”. He bounced from this exceptional lead role directly into another critically acclaimed film, “Matchstick Men”, directed by Ridley Scott, and held his own against “the Head” known as Nicholas Cage.

What to do when you realize you have to make Ghostrider 2.

In “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”, Sam played brother to the coward himself (Casey Affleck), disturbing, dark, brooding. In the world of critics and cinephiles, Sam Rockwell could be known as the poor man’s Christopher Walken – but take away the poor man, and add “new generation”. Just before MOON, Rockwell starred in the latest daptation of a Chuck Palahniuk novel, CHOKE, playing a sex addict who learns about his mysterious origins while fooling people into believing he’s choking, in order to make them feel better about their own existence.

YouTube Preview Image

It should be noted that, according to Jon Favreau, Sam Rockwell was considered for the lead in “IRON MAN” before the studio finally caved and cast Robert Downey, Jr. Rockwell will star in the sequel as Justin Hammer, signing on for the role without reading the script or knowing anything about the character.

Surgery works wonders these days.

Sam Rockwell is a fine character actor with lead capabilities, a true independent hero who has mass appeal, is able to charm audiences with his offbeat style and wit. He’s a new form of Steve Buscemi, with a touch of Christopher Walken’s abilities, and a hint – just a hint – of Robert Downey, Jr.’s all around charm. A thrill to watch, anticipate, and observe, Sam Rockwell is truly the Best Actor of 2009.

Buy MOON here, and get thrown for a circular loop.

Until the next invasion…

Sgt. Angle

Looking Ahead

Good  morning folks,

Last week I took a look back at all that was in comics over the previous decade. This week, I thought I would look to the future (don’t worry, I wont be nearly so long winded this time). Today, I want to look at some of the things I am most excited to see show up in 2010. Unlike last week, I wont be limiting myself to just comics, anything and everything that seems neat to me is fair game.

list1

NEMESIS: Mark Millar and Steve McNiven pair up again in 2010 to put out NEMESIS through Marvel’s Icon imprint. The story has been pitched as “What if Batman was the Joker?” which doesn’t quite make sense, but upon reading more, I like the tag line that Millar uses, “What if Batman was a total C*&t?” Anything this team does turns out to be awesome, so I am in.

list2

Bioshock 2: The first game scared me. No really, I had to play with the lights on, on account of the creepiness. This year, the sequel comes out, with players getting to be a big daddy (that big honkin’ thing in the picture with a drill hand). Certainly I will be safe if I am a big daddy, right?

list3

Iron Man 2: The first movie was great, and just going by the trailer, this one looks just as good. Two times as many Iron mans (iron men?), Mickey Rourke looking all crazy and Russian, and Scarlett Johannsson in leather as the Black Widow; yes this movie will rock.

list4

Longbox Digital: Longbox has been touted for the last year or so as the thing that will revolutionize digital comic book viewing. Is this the year that comics on the computer become the norm?

list5

American Vampire: Vampire stories are a dime a dozen these days, so why should I get all uppity about this Vertigo vampire book? STEPHEN KING! That’s right, the master of the horror novel is actually creating original comic book work. Sign me up!

2009a

Marvelman: Whether it’s just reprints of the impossible to find TPBs or (gasp) new work on the character, I can’t wait to see what Marvel does now that they have the rights to Marvelman. Oh, and if Neil Gaiman or Alan Moore want to come back to write the character, that’d be alright too.

mass_effect

Mass Effect 2: When Mass Effect came out a few years ago, I was blown away by the RPG. I was given a whole Universe full of different alien races to interact with, and a choose-you-own-adventure style plot, it was awesome. So, will the boys at BioWare be able to top their initial 2007 offering? I don’t know, but I’ll be the first in line to find out.

LightCycleTrail-Back

Tron Legacy: The original Tron came out the same year I was born. Growing up, I always thought Disney’s black-light sci-fi extravaganza was a fun ride, and this year, we finally get a sequel! It looks like there will be a lot less black-light this time though.

monkeyhitman3

Hitman Monkey: Yes. Yes. Yes.

Well folks, that’s it for today. Have a great weekend, and I’ll see you tomorrow!