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The Kick-Ass Fiassco

Sgt. Angle reporting for duty!

I suppose it’s only natural that I must cover the fantastic Kick-Ass, released this weekend to take an approximate haul of $19.75 million to place second behindHow to Train Your Dragon(?!).

HTTYD is a boat load of buckets of fun. But I have a good feeling that a good chunk of Dragon’s haul this weekend had to do with youngin’s purchasing tickets in order to sneak into Kick-Ass while their parents enjoyed ice cream with false ideas about what movie their kids were really seeing.

Hit Girl X 2…a menace?

Kick-Ass is currently the proud owner of controversy thanks to mega-critics like Roger Ebert’s one-star review of the movie, saying, “[Kick-Ass] regards human beings like video-game targets. Kill one, and you score. They’re dead, you win. When kids in the age range of this movie’s home video audience are shooting one another every day in America, that kind of stops being funny.”

I’ve been having a hard time with this “case” since seeing the film on Friday. On the one hand, Ebert has a point. American films have always reveled in extreme violence (despite this being written and directed by Brits). On the other hand…well, many cultures have films or stories with children as protagonists, strong and almost untouchable fighters kicking butt and showing no mercy. Normally, though, these kids punch and kick without a spot of blood in sight.

Hit Girl is, ultimately, a strong female character, something writer Jane Goldman proudly declared at Wondercon a few weeks ago. She is strong because her strength is not based on her sexuality, but in her ability to defend herself, her resilience in the face of the violence she encounters, and because, at heart, she is still a human being — despite rarely flinching at the sight of blood, or the death she causes.

In the end, Hit Girl’s life turns out to not be the game she’d been hoping for, yet she is fulfilled, at the young age of 12, with the satisfaction that only mature adults usually reach. Sure, in the world of the story, she’ll probably grow up with some issues that will never go away. But chalk that up to basic humanity in a very unbasic universe, the future of which we may never see, but only hope will be.

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And that, my friends, is what movies are — or should be — all about. They should bring into question our very own concerns and fears, for the characters and for ourselves, and hope that the characters we care about — even just a little bit, even if they’re covered with blood — will turn out to face their flaws and outgrow them.

The extreme violence in Kick-Ass is really nothing new to cinema. See, for example, A Clockwork Orange, Irreversible, or even the very recent Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. In all of these films, rape, murder, and beatings are all shown in various amounts of graphic detail. In the great Korean film Oldboy, a man seeking revenge doles a heavy dose of ultra-violence out to his former captors, pulling teeth and harshly beating a set of jailers at one point. Of that film, Ebert said, “We are so accustomed to “thrillers” that exist only as machines for creating diversion that it’s a shock to find a movie in which the action, however violent, makes a statement and has a purpose.”

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Using this statement, can we say beyond any doubt that Kick-Ass contains violence “with a purpose”? Perhaps. Perhaps we can say that American culture is so numb to the true effects of violence — because of movies, television, and comics — that when children beat, shoot and kill, we look at them in the same way we see adults. Is it possible for an 11-year-old girl to kill without remorse? Maybe. But that is one messed up girl.

And maybe that’s the point. That for all the colors, the quirky lines, the comic relief, and the just plain fun factor of Kick-Ass, there really is a deeper current underneath that seeks to resonate with audiences after the fact (despite Vaughn just making the movie for fun). Violence is not okay. The movie itself points a finger at the fact that “no one has tried to be a superhero” in reality — simply because it cannot be done, that there is too much to lose and not enough to justify it. The risk is too great, the violence is too painful, and the psychological effect is overwhelming at the least.

Only a puff of violence

Other comic book adaptations — Spider-Man, Superman, and Batman — generally adhere to the cartoonish violence that their print counterparts embody — the none-too-bloody beatings, the simply stunned instead of killed footsoldiers of the villain. Even The Dark Knight, the film responsible for the future of comic book adaptations, left a lot of the violence off-screen or non-existent. Perhaps that’s because of the nature of Batman’s character, or maybe it was Warner Bros. insistence on a PG-13 rating.

Nevertheless, Kick-Ass was a film that was not financed by any American studio, and Lionsgate only picked it up for distribution after it was already in the can. To be clear, on the page, it was thought too violent and unmarketable. On screen, it’s visually satisfying and portrays a director at one with his craft, and is good enough to feed to an audience for mass consumption. But I digress…

Hit Girl embodies the ideal superhero, the one who is born that way, who has been trained, and can actually succeed at surviving and succeeding. But at what cost? (Those who’ve seen the movie will know). The moment it no longer becomes a game (and although she claims at one point that she never plays, life for her thus far has only been a colorful shoot’em’up) is the moment she’ll have to drop everything and grow up, to save her powers for only the most necessary moments, if they should ever rise. Vengeance does not a hero make. Neither does stupidity or just plain violence. The true hero of the film, Kick-Ass, learns this the hard way. He becomes a hero when he is most needed, when he finally understands what makes a hero. It is this point that Hit Girl only barely touches in the film, and perhaps will come to fully realize in later installments…

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We can only hope.

You are dismissed!

Sgt. Angle

Angle On: WonderCon 2010

(The following was devised and hand-written on an 11 X 17 original drawing of a porpoise wearing camouflage dipping below the surface to catch the tail of a mutant fish. Since I returned from the 2010 WonderCon alive, I have had the recollection transcribed. With the exception of some grammar issues, and a very obscene fourth paragraph involving a dark smudge and much cursing, all of the verbiage is accurate and necessary.)

Greetings from San Fran WonderCon!

Sgt. Angle here, on duty but at ease. I’m giving my barking dogs a break to bring you a spot of movie-related recollections regarding this glorious multi-media event.

First up, TRON LEGACY’s faux protest on Friday night revolving around a “rare press conference” from Encom, the fictional technology development company featured in Tron.

The event has been mysteriously hinted at through viral marketing for months, with fans ordering badges and preparing homemade signs. Friday morning, while sipping coffee slowly and observing the absurdity of Starbucks sandwiches (tasteless, compared to The Undergrounds), I glanced at all of the “FLYNN LIVES” posters in store windows, advertising a meet-up to happen before the official conference at 8 PM. These posters held true vintage font and feel, with the look of weathered wear and much overexposure.

The meet-up took place in the ballroom at the Hyatt Regency, where fans, geeks, nerds, and organizers gathered, passing out posters and T-shirts. Then, the leaders told us what was to happen, how we were to “infiltrate” Encom’s press conference and turn to focus to Kevin Flynn’s unknown whereabouts since leaving Encom 20 years ago.

At the outdoor stage (quite bothersome, considering the amount of icy wind and a near-hour’s wait in the cold), Encom’s logo floated ominously as Alan Bradley (Bruce Boxleitner) took to the stage, in full character, and gave us all a history of Encom, while waxing nostalgic about Flynn. He announced that a new version of Space Paranoids would be debuting soon (will we see it for real, or did he just mean Tron Legacy?), and awkwardly left the stage.

Timing failed in the stunt, needless to say a very well-painted helicopter buzzed by twice, until finally hovering and…releasing a parachutist into the night winds. Spinning in circles, this man tumbled into a barricade in a plaza, clearly off his intended target. He was whisked away fast, and our protest group spouted a few more chants of “Flynn Lives! Where is Flynn?” before the crowd dispersed, posters, t-shirts, and pins in hand.

Saturday, I made my way to the Lionsgate booth with Ben to collect a free pass to the night’s Kick-Ass screening. It was a sign that the day would be filled with goodness, and good the day was, until the night.

After many laps around the floor, watching artists shake hands with artists, fans snap photos of…other fans in costume, the Semantink team took a moment to enjoy pot pies at The Cravery. They were delish and pristine.

The film panels were in process as I entered the Ballroom, watching as Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, and Paul W.S. “What Shit” Anderson spoke about yet another Resident Evil movie. The most revealing moment came when Anderson confessed that his next movie would be The Three Musketeers in 3D, not necessarily news, since it’s been around since September of 09.

Next up was the swell Warner Brothers Panel. We got a look at some sizzles out of The Losers, and the entire case was present — save for the ferociously funny Idris Elba — and Zoe Saldana caressed my all desires confessed that she’s “turned on by violence”. She and Jeffrey Dean Morgan flirted on stage like a couple of sex addicts old friends. Chris Evans (soon to be seen as Captain America) bulked up his arms for this Q & A, and the audience respectfully accepted the fact that this was a LOSERS panel, not a CA panel. He did go on to say that he accepts a lot of comic book roles because, well, that’s what’s being made. Also, the characters are rich and always interesting.

WB next showed us a thrilling scene out of the new Nightmare on Elm Street reboot (awesomely produced by Awesome Michael Bay), and the young cast of semi-unknowns answered a couple questions about “how great the script was” as Jackie Earle Haley wiped the floor with his articulate and thoughtful answers. After being asked about how he accepted the role, he said he had heard of the online campaign to get him the part before even being approached, and that “some of you must think I’m a little creepy or something.”

It’s also great to hear that, while Haley took much time to research serial killers for the role, he soon stopped when he re-watched the original movie and realized he’s in an absurd version of reality, playing a not-so-serious killer. He goes dark, but not real.

We then were shown an awkwardly paced clip of Splice, which is produced by Guillermo Del Toro. The director, Vincenzo Natali (Cube), provided insight into the making of the film, claiming he shot it entirely independently, it took 12 years to make, and that he was lucky to have Adrian Brody and Sarah Polley in it. The film looks alright, a creature feature with some stars, but I’m on the fence about it. The scene they showed was incredibly stilted and rather bland.

Finally in the WB panel was a “surprise guest,” Christopher Nolan. He took the stage to a thunder of applause and introduced a four-minute clip reel of his next film, Inception. The footage looks fantastic, and the story is going to be a mind-bender in the truest sense. Plus, the cast — DiCaprio, Ken Watanabe, Ellen Page, Michael Caine, Cillian Murphy, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Tom Hardy, Lukas Haas, etc.etc.etc…

Nolan was very direct in his answers, saying he approached the film’s story eight years ago as more of a heist film than science fiction, hearkening back to the genre’s better days, and declaring his influence to be more Blade Runner than Star Wars. He wouldn’t go into too many more plot details, but it’s safe to say that DiCaprio plays some sort of dream extractor, who specializes in security for the unconscious.

At this point, I was joined by the suddenly solid Ash, who erupted in furious hilarity when the entire ballroom BOOED the Twilight Eclipse trailer that somehow snaked its’ way into the trailer park feature of the day.

Finally, the last panel of the day — Kick-Ass. If you haven’t heard of Kick-Ass as of right this second, then go on and board a boat, next stop Not Here. Panel had the entire cast — save for Mark Strong — and also a surfer dude..wait, that was Nicholas Cage, with a voice like a “black blues singer on tour” (his words).

Panel was funny and everyone handled crowd questions with grace — especially Cage, who appeared shocked that he was even here, yet answered each question seriously even when audience members became antsy. When asked what superheroes they would be for a day, co-producer and artist John Romita, Jr., said he would be Superman, so he could go around and kick everyone’s ass who deserved it. Cage chose Silver Surfer, so he could kick Superman’s ass and fly around the galaxy, feeding Galactus planets. Christopher “Don’t Call Me McLovin’” Mintz-Plasse chose Galactus.

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Some spoilers were revealed — by no less than Nick Cage — but overall the panel was fun and built up steam for the flick. Quote of the day: “I didn’t know how I was going to get around shooting a 12 year old girl in the chest. It made me really uncomfortable.” — Nick Cage.

Speaking of which, why give out Admit One passes for a sneak peak as “WonderCon exclusives”, but then hand out way too many passes? You make people line up at 5 PM for an 8 PM movie, DURING WONDERCON, as a way to “Thank fans?” No, no, marketing department. That’s not an exclusive. That’s a standard sneak preview, with no bells and whistles, so go back to your Alma Mater: F.U.

In the end, our feets was hurtin’ and our minds were racing with goodness to recollect — especially when watching Vinyl Addiction at the finest after party one can wish for.

So long San Francisco, see you again soon.

You are dismissed!

Sgt. Angle

Hump Day Rant: Trailer Love

Okay, so here’s the deal: I’m a bit pissy at the moment because Benjamin, Ash, Sgt. Angle, Street Fece and James Ninness have all just taken off towards San Francisco in the hopes of some debauchery at WonderCon.  I’m here.  At home.  Wankers.  If you haven’t yet, check out what Semantink is doing for WonderCon Attendees here.

Today we’re gonna look at a few movie adaptations due out this year(ish), five in fact.  The best five.  These five trailers may possibly help to bring many of you fat, lazy bastards back into (this is for you Akatzen) libraries and book stores where you’ll be forced to sit… and read… lazilly. Doing nothing physical at all.  I’ve lost the ability to make a good point.  F*ck me.

Here they are, in order.

5.  The Losers

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Any movie that puts The Comedian, Captain America and Neytiri on the same team and has them blowing shit up has to be good.  Throw in the fact that it is based on a book by Andy Diggle and I’m almost guaranteed a good time.

4.  Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

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I’m not the biggest Cera fan, but (as Sgt. lucky bastard who’s new and still gets to go to conventions before me ’cause his nose is so far up Ben’s ass when he sneezes Ben gets diarrhea Angle pointed out) Edgar Wright is the man.  If anybody can make me like Michael I-Whine-And-That’s-All Cera, it’s Wright.

3.  Kick Ass

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Hit Girl is a ten year old girl who says “cunt” more than the entire cast of Deadwood.  Nic Cage isn’t the hero.  At some point, the kid from Hot Tub Time Machine is in it.  And the best part of all?  Kick Ass was made before the studios got their greasy hands all over it.  Midnight showing for sure.

2.  Iron Man 2

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Did you see the first Iron Man?  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  For those of you bitches whining over Whiplash: be patient and have faith.

1.  Twilight: Eclipse

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Yes.  It’s true.  This is my number one trailer pick.

April Fools you silly bitches!  How dare you even think that was for real!  I’d sooner eat a bag of two day old dicks than watch any of the Twilight shit piles!

For shame…

Since I promised you five GOOD trailers, here’s a bonus and a film that I can’s wait to see.  It’s not an adaptation, but watch the trailer and tell me you give a shit.

Honorable Mention: The Expendables

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Until next time,

Mr. Wolff

Happy April, fools.

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Odds and ends 1/11

Happy Monday everyone,

Hopefully everyone had a fun weekend, and got to watch that Arizona/ Green Bay football game yesterday. Today I am back with some more interesting tidbits for you from around the internet, enjoy:

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Aftermath comics: DC has announced part of the aftermath of BLACKEST NIGHT, and its a new bi-weekly series called BRIGHTEST DAY. You can read up on it here.

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Caw-Caw!: John Malkovich has confirmed he will be playing the Vulture in the upcoming Spider-man 4 according to this report on comingsoon.net.

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Kick Ass!: The movie based on Mark Millar and John Romita Jr.‘s comic book, KICK ASS, has a new and hilarious trailer up. You can check it out here.

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For the man who has everything: Marvel has unleashed their newest version of Iron Man’s armor, this one is designed by INVINCIBLE IRON MAN writer Matt Fraction. Oooh Shiney.

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If you like loin cloths: Seth Green put together a He-Man themed art show in LA this past weekend. Newsarama has a great interview with Green you can check out, with links to some of the art from the show.

That’s it for today folks, Sgt. Angle will be back with us tomorrow for more cinematic goodness. Thanks for stopping in!