Real Zombies. No, Seriously: A Real Zombie
Last week, I had covered a subject that most people find intriguing: the zombie. Several points were brought up about the metaphorical significance that a zombie has in popular culture. Today, I’m going to go in a different direction and talk about cases of people who claim that they could produce or claim that they were at one point a zombie. So how does one produce a zombie? That is the biggest question in today’s post. We recognized in the previous post that the condition to create a zombie is that a person must be dead and then brought back to life. Is that it? With that kind of definition, Jesus Christ is a kind of zombie. Several competing sources add a person who is responsible for this change, typically a voodoo priest who is able to somehow bring the victim to death (or the appearance of death) and then revive them. But there are other instances, biological diseases, that can also give a person the appearance of being a zombie. Further, there are even animals that adopt this technique of apparent death and reanimation every year to cope with their harsh surroundings. To begin with, let us look at the zombie that is made by a voodoo priest.
Some people believe that the fear or belief in zombies is relegated to a very few in this
modern world. But this article here, indicates that in Haiti, the belief in the brain-eating zombie is still practiced by some. The article essentially details a Voodoo priest who was concerned about the burial of masses of people who were killed during the 2009 earthquake. So are there any real cases of zombies being produced? There is man by the name of Wade Davis who was able to track down the process of making a zombie. Rather than try to explain the discoveries that this man has made, there is a documentary that has detailed all the exploits of Dr. Davis. Here are a few clips of what he found.
It wasn’t too long before Dr. Davis found what he was looking for. A man by the name of Clairvius Narcisse underwent the process and recounts his experience. Listen to the process that Davis records from Narcisse.
One of my favorite lines from this video is the line, “You can quickly see how zombification becomes a fate worse than death.” The reason that this man is able to make this claim is the factor of physical labour. The story of Clairvius Narcisse is a stunning reminder of why anyone would want to make a zombie in the first place. Zombie masters are able to reap the benefits out of those that they zombify. So how does it work? How do these voodoo priests turn their victims into zombies, hollow shells of people who are highly receptive to suggestions and commands? Here’s a breakdown based on the research that Davis was able to find, and of course, don’t try this at home. No need to provoke a real zombie uprising … First, there are a combination of drugs that are derived from natural plant and wildlife sources. Specifically, the skin of a toad and the puffer fish. Both of these have toxins and neuro-toxins that are able to drastically reduce the amount of “lifeiness” a person has. Of course, too much of these toxins and the target victim will be dead. Too little of the toxin, and the victim will not go under enough. Then there is a burial in which the person is completely entombed. Finally, the zombie master comes with an herbal concotion that will rouse the victim as well as destroy the part of the brain that is in control of short-term memory. In other words, the zombie retains some of their long term memories, but they are completely malleable at this point. The final step is to make them mad, as in angry. It is unclear what the motivation for upsetting the zombie is, but I believe it probably has something to do with the mental condition necessary to keep the zombie forgetting who he is. Again, why do this? It turns out that zombies are actually a great labor source. Many of those that practice zombification are land owners that run sugar cane plants and the like. So there you have a zombie from the Haitian perspective. What about biology? Aren’t there diseases that have a similar effect?
Why yes there are! Some of these diseases are really pretty frightening. The first one (and probably the least disgusting) is sleeping sickness. In a BBC article found here, one of the surgeons explains the progression of the disease: “At first it will cause headaches, aching muscles and maybe itching. But in the late stages, when the parasites have invaded the brain, the signs become more obvious and ominous. Victims find it hard to concentrate. They become irritable, their speech is slurred and they stop eating. Their daily rhythm becomes disrupted to such an extent that they can’t sleep at night and find it almost impossible to stay awake during the day. It even becomes very hard for them to do simple mental tasks, such as drawing a straight line. This is an infection that carries nightmarish qualities, reducing many of its victims to a zombie-like state before they go into a coma and die. Those that do survive can be left with irreparable brain damage.” Sounds pretty terrible, doesn’t it? Here is a video that outlines some of the problems that doctors experience with this disease, but the symptoms that the doctor outlines are in line with the description of a zombie.
Another disease that everyone should recognize as a zombie-like disease is that of leprosy. Lepers are probably the most historically recognizable case of the “walking-dead.” They are experiencing necrosis of the dermal layer. Literally, lepers skin is falling off. What does it look like in its advanced stages? Prepare yourself for some true suffering. There is a reason people are terrified of leprosy and consider it a biblical disease. The modern zombie is often depicted more like a leper than they are the Haitian zombie that we have discussed from above. Look at this video and ponder why we make lepers more akin to our famous horror icon. On a personal note, I am in no way trying to spread fear about lepers; conversely, I am trying to make people aware of the diseases in our world that have been truly demonized.
Finally, there are some cases of animals that pull off a zombie trick of apparent death and rebirth. Here is a final video that showcases the “overwintering” effects of monarch butterflies. Some insects are so proficient at this technique that they are speculated to be able to live for thousands of years if necessary. Here is a website that offers more information about overwintering and insect diapause. See you all next week, start believing and pretty soon, you’ll be seeing.








